sex vs cars

[LateNightCable]

Everybody around here knows my occupation is freelance artist. If they don't, then they must think I'm a very art oriented porn star .

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Hallo jnunsen,

 

kennst du schon sex vs cars (Anzeige)? Dort ist vieles zu finden.

 

Sportwagen Kaufberatung Ersatzteile (Anzeige) | Sportwagen Kaufberatung Zubehör (Anzeige)

[thepolarfoxqx]

we all have hobbies right, maybe yours is just adult entertainment

[izzyloveslizzy]

Too funny. The topic of this thread hasn't really "changed", it's just transmutated!

Fox, I saw that ad. you were talking about. The Porsche ad. I mean. So true....

[thepolarfoxqx]

i gotta cut that out and hang it on my wall. that was the best ad i've ever seen.

[izzyloveslizzy]

Hmm, yeah, well I don't know about it being "the best ad. I've ever seen", but it's definitely right up there. On a somewhat related topic, ISN'T the true purpose of sex reproduction anyway?

[thepolarfoxqx]

yes, in the same way a 911 Turbo is transportation.

i don't know, it is the funniest print ad i remember

[djfux69]

this is amazing... this has to be THE oldest still active thread on this site... why compare sex and cars? lets just have sex in cars....

[izzyloveslizzy]

Dispute settled. Thanks DJFUX69! LOL!

No, seriously though, this thread is about much more than just that! :roll: Sure, we COULD have sex in cars, but..., umm, naa, actually you've got me there!

[thepolarfoxqx]

not very comfortably.

i mean, i'm over 6'3", my daily beater is a 318i E30, the front seats are out, the back seat is moulded, that's out too.

The jaguar, no, i like the leather too much in that, the porsche, only if i were a midget, the land rover has dog hair all over the back, see, i have tons of different cars, sex in cars doesn't work very well.

That and I can't think of a woman i've ever dated who would have been at all ok with screwing in a car. Plus, what's the point.

Anyway, you might hurt the car's feelings, which brings us back to the question, who is more important?

[djfux69]

LOL this is gonna take a while haha

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Hallo jnunsen,

 

schau doch mal hier zum Thema Zubehör für Sportwagen Kaufberatung (Anzeige)? Eventuell gibt es dort etwas Passendes.

[thepolarfoxqx]

i see it this way.

you offend her, you sleep on the couch

you offend the car, you sleep six feet under.

[Daimion]

A HOT CAR equals to All the hot girls you want.

A HOT GIRL does NOT equal to All the hot cars you want......

so guess what I choose?

[djfux69]

ummm yeah.... i dont necissarily agree with that. id like to think that a good amount of the female population worht sleeping with cant be that vain. a lot of the hot girls i have been with have been the easiest to please, and the most satisfied with simpler things. its alot of the not so hot ones that are so concerned with self image that they take in every status symbol they can get their hands on.

[thepolarfoxqx]

perhaps. Easiest to please often means pleased by the greatest number of people:

[djfux69]

haha yeah well thats in my case but not my girls. i dont go for the slutbags. lol

[thepolarfoxqx]

good.

if it seems like it's too easy, it is. BEWARE!

Do you know how they used to cure syphilus? It's about the most painful thing possible.

[djfux69]

lol no actually i dont know what they used? but i think that should be another thread!!!

[LateNightCable]

Pornstars, dog hair, slutbags, and syphilus. - Only on the Carpassion forums !

This is getting better than Cinemax.

[ah64zzp]

here is how i see. my car isn't about to run itself over to the neighbors garage. It is my baby forever. Sure the girl is fun, but the car you can depend on.

Girls like cars are also can be seperated into different kinds,some girls are sweet and mild,meek as a lamb,they are affectionate,can give tender attentions to you,these girls are the best choice for wife. Just like some cars are easy to control, provide a luxury inside,you will feel safe and comfortable to drive it, they are designed for daily use,these girl are just like ordinary sedan. but some cars are designed for pure passion, they may hard to control,you have to press yourself and your driving skills to the absolute edge to drive,you had to drive the car at your absolute limits, you had to be a good driver, else you'd get into real trouble, it wasn't an easy car to drive, and quality control was an issue,has no electronics, no intervention, and has a very stiff and unforgiving chasis. They are amazing cars for handling, but if you get careless or stupid, it will four wheel drift, slide, spin, or loose tracking. that is why it is so fun to drive.Some grils are the same,they can bring you pure passion,you will feel pretty exciting with her,if you want she be you lover,it takes time and more money,she is always change,you never know what she gonna do next time,she is mystical,to control her will be a challenge,be careful,or may be she will be other's baby! but when she is already your lover,you will find a lot of fun with her.These girl are just like those super car.

[LateNightCable]

^ Priceless ^

It reads like an extended fortune cookie.

[ah64zzp]

It reads like an extended fortune cookie

HaHa,just for fun.

I have a question,my fiiend who went to US last year told me that his favorite movie star named Jenna Haze,I never heared this guy before, is she a wellknown movie star in US?

[LateNightCable]

No Jenna Haze, but Jonah Haze is the name that I found, and I've never heard of him before, and I keep up on the movie business. As far as I can tell, he has only one project to his credit. A 2003 film called " Untitled Violent Movie ".

There is also a Jenny Hayes, but this actress also has only one movie to her credit, and that was 1972.

Other than that, there are as many " movie stars " in America as there are cars. But only a handfull are really well known, and you have probably heard of them too.

[ah64zzp]

I search the "jenna haze" on the google,and I finaly found that Jenna Haze is a girl. And she is not a movie star,she is porn star . I am disapointed with my friend who justlyclaimed his favorite movie star is this porn star.

[LateNightCable]

Yup, well what do ya know, she is into porno. But if she isn't on the Internet Movie Database - which is the best entertainment information resource on the web - she must not be a legitimate star. Jenna Jameson on the other hand, would be a famous porn star.

Turn the tables on your friend, and say Jenna Jameson is your favorite star.

[mv]

Speaking about porn starz...i guess you know dolly buster,dont you?...she went off fu*king and took up politics here in Czech rep.

She wanted to be one of our deputies in the European Parliament.

http://www.featheredback.com/dollybuster.html

But it might not be surprising for you Americans dunno