sex vs cars

[LateNightCable]

Did somebody say " touchy-feely "? I'm there !

Polar knows what I'm talking about .

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[thepolarfoxqx]

i know all about you toucying and feelying.

but this isn't comparing love, it's comparing sex.

it's just me, but when I'm sick, that isn't my first choice of remedy's from my doting woman.

[LateNightCable]

What, touchy feely, or sex?

If you ask me, it all falls under the same catagory. Love Sex, Sex Love. Not to some people, but to me. No one without the other.

[thepolarfoxqx]

oh c'mon. You can easily have either without the other. one way is shallow, the other painful, put them together it's generally fulfilling.

[LateNightCable]

True, thats' why I said it's the case with some, but with me it isn't.

[thepolarfoxqx]

yeah, well, some of us are too impatient for true love to find them, and instead go for the next best alternative.

[kleinefisch]

This is the perfect solution. You go with a yellow Pagani Zonda Roadster. Then you cruise around the beach and pick up the perfect dream girl. Two dreams at once, too perfect

[thepolarfoxqx]

how's this, i cruise the strip in my red ferrari 360 spyder and find the equivalent in female form.

doesn't hurt i look like a taller tom cruise.

[kleinefisch]

Its perfect, and also less expensive.

[izzyloveslizzy]

I guess if it's just comparing sex and cars, I'd have to say thazt sex and love are related (like someone else mentioned), and I'd have to have both (not just one without the other). Actually, depending on what rating the "love" gets, I could probbaly even live with love without sex, but no sex without love. Too shallow indeed. And if it's the quality of sex vs the quality of cars, I'd have to say that cars would probbaly win. Maybe that's just me though.

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[LateNightCable]

A taller Tom Cruise huh? How humble of you. People tell me I look " pure ", and someone else once told me I look like " that guy from Deadly Intentions ", I think they meant Ryan Phillipe. I see what they mean, but I think I am much taller and better looking, with cooler hair .

I would drive around in a bum-mobile if it meant I could have the best Sex/Love. But the no Sex without Love rule still stands.

[izzyloveslizzy]

Out'ta boy. You're showing a shred of dignity and humanity that most don't even know they could have.

As for "looks", I don't know how deeply in love you people are with yuor own ooks, but I know and admit that I look worse than a pile of turd. Make that a pile of turd beside a donkey that's sleeping under a tree, with fies buzzign around everywhere. Imagine that, and you're not too far from what I look like!

[LateNightCable]

Put on a slick Gucci suit, and it would be a donkey sleeping beside a tree with flies buzzing around next to a pile of turd dressed in Gucci .

C'mon, don't down yourself like that. A good diet, workout routine, a shave, and a new stylin' wardrobe can do wonders for you, even if you were a turd. Feel good on the inside, and thou thalt look stylin'.

[izzyloveslizzy]

I'm used to downin' myself. I don't like myself much. And no amount of polish could shine me up. It doesn't matter what you're wearin' or what you do in terms of "hygiene". I'm not "fat" in any way, and I'm working out a lot. I have broud shoulders and pecks that are gettin' bigger by the day (no, not like tits!). And I always either have "a goat" or I'm cleanly shaven. And I wear pretty phat clothes. Not a problem in that area. It's just the damn face and the skinny-ass arms I got. I don't know, maybe they're not THAT bad, but I'm not gonna make myself sound like a looker when I'm clearly not. The Gucci don't work with me. I'll be a turd with a Gucci. And just that.

[LateNightCable]

Your only 18 or something right? You'll come into your own, and won't always think of yourself as a turd. Until then, remember that line - " accen-tuate the posi-tive! " Or " positraction " if you prefer .

[thepolarfoxqx]

lol, no i'm not humble, but i do bear a lot of resemblance to tom cruise, and i'm taller so there.

i'm not totally built, but close enough to make me happy. i think you ment cruel intentions.

i pull off sexy in the boxster S, that is, until you meet me and my personality kills whatever i had going for me.

[izzyloveslizzy]

Well, my personality doesn't exactly kill anything, because there's nothing for it to kill. Actually my personalitie's not bad anyway.My buddies say I'm as nice as a guy gets without being a fruit. As for my age, I'm actually more like 20 dude.

[thepolarfoxqx]

yeah, that's about where i'm at. college student mooching off daddy's money. If nothing else, i've got a good sense of humor.

[skyline_r34v]

lol 2ff, i know i look good and all my gf's tell me everyday how i look but seriously if u call urself a turd thas jus wrong

be more positive bout urself and have more confidence

u'll have more pussy no confidence=no pussy

lol alot of confidence=better chance of getting pussy hehehe

i'm not the most perfect guy there is

around there but i know wat all i have and am not

gonna boast bout it but i never look down on myself nemore

I always tell me GODDAMNED I'M SEXY and it usually works

for me with the gurls cuz my confidence is so high plus

having the hottest chicks in town as ur friends and tell u ur sexy

helps a good bit too hehe but stay confident and pussy will surely be fallin ur way. especially the cars u have dude gurls go crazy bout nice expensive shiny cars

its really not hard 2 get pussy when u gotta ferrari or a lambo

[thepolarfoxqx]

meh, i'll just stick to the car.

[LateNightCable]

Yeah, thats' the right idea skyline, just don't get a big head about it .

Izzy, I could swear you said you were 18 in some post you wrote this year.

[thepolarfoxqx]

hey, i used to have that problem.

i was like 19, and then all of a sudden i was at the bar and i was magically 21, it was like how the hell did that happen?

[skyline_r34v]

lmfao@fox and LATE no i don't let it get 2 my head cuz then i'd be a prick lol i'm an asshole but not a prick

[thepolarfoxqx]

whatever

[izzyloveslizzy]

LateNight: Yes, I WAS 18. Now I'm 19 and I'll be 20 in a few months (not there yet). Back when I posted that message where I said I was 18, I actually was 18. Now I'm 19. People's ages do change, you know? And I don't drink, so I don't ever have to magically turn 21. Thanx for the "positive" words, Skyline, but the issues go deeper than that.