I've come across some lists of some of the worst titles of country music songs. As far as I know, every one of them is an actual song - so for your enjoyment, I have compiled a list of what I think are some of the most hilarious ones.
Country music - you either love it or hate it. But it only has itself to blame for having a reputation thats' as corny as hell.
- LateNightCable
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1. " All The Guys That Turn Me On Turn Me Down "
2. " Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus? "
3. " At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump "
4. " Billy Broke My Heart At Walgreens And I Cried All The Way To Sears "
5. " Come Out Of The Weat Field Nellie, You're Going Against The Grain "
6. " Did I Shave My Legs For This? "
7. " Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' In With A Load "
8. " I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine "
9. " Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle Cuz' I Wanna Feel That Leather When I Ride "
10. " Shes' Got Freckles On Her But Shes' Pretty "
11. " Drop Kick Me Jesus ( Through The Goal Posts Of Life ) "
12. " Going To Hell In Your Heavenly Arms "
13. " Her Only Bad Habit Is Me "
14. " High Cost Of Low Living "
15. " How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out From Under Him? "
16. " How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? "
17. " I Bought The Shoes That Just Walked Out On Me "
18. " I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life "
19. " I Don't Do Floors "
20. " I Fell For Her, She Fell For Him, And He Fell For Me "
21. " I Fell On A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me "
22. " I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart "
23. " I Gave Her The Ring And She Gave Me The Finger "
24. " I Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waitin' In Your Welfare Line "
25. " I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming "
26. " I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You "
27. " I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
28. " I Still Miss You Baby ... But My Aim Is Getting Better "
29. " I Want A Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife's Heart "
30. " I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me "
31. " If I Were In Your Shoes I'd Walk Right Back To Me "
32. " If Love Were Oil I'd Be A Quart Low "
33. " If You Can't Be Good Be Bad With Me "
34. " If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure "
35. " I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night "
36. " You're Ruining My Bad Reputation "
37. " Please Bypass This Heart "
38. " I'm The Only Hell Momma Ever Riased "
39. " Prop Me Against The Juke Box When I Die "
40. "I Don't Want Your Body If Your Hearts' Not In It "
41. " I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Lets' Honeymoon Tonight "
The Worst Country Music Titles ... 
country music is teh Ghey... i cant stand it. have you ever seen robin williams stand up on HBO? robin-->" ohhhhh take your finger outta my ass cuz im leaving you behind"
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